Watchful Eye Fans Mugs

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Football fan

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Rosario Dawson

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Ashton Kutcher

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

The not so easy rider...

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

Heat Wave Podium

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"

Very little fan fair.

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

'Watchin' the world go by, George?'

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

Captain Obvious early in his career.

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

Fan on Manure