Cautious Driver Fans Mugs

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Road Guilt

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

Height barrier accident.

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.

Supercharge bullock cart.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

Unnecessary alarm company

Formula One tortoise

This is the love of my life....

"They're for water hazard holes."

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

The Latest in Airbags

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Beware of Everything.

Your license please!

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

Driver Hand Signals

Right-hand drive - A right hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

Radial Reflex: When your steel belted tires hit a speed bump.

GM recall

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"....not once have I had a oil leak."