Cautious Driver Fans Mugs

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

Road Guilt

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

Height barrier accident.

You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres.

Supercharge bullock cart.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

Unnecessary alarm company

Formula One tortoise

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

"They're for water hazard holes."

The Latest in Airbags

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

This is the love of my life....

Beware of Everything.

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

Driver Hand Signals

Your license please!

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

Right-hand drive - A right hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

GM recall

Radial Reflex: When your steel belted tires hit a speed bump.