Warranty Specialist Prints

'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

"This consumer durable isn't."

Billy Bong Boomerang

Drool Marks

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Bowling ball head.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Natural gas

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"Nap time."

"You're late."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

Waiting staff

"Oh...that's not good."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

Whining SUV.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Toy repair.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'You need a new bobbin.'

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."