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Drool Marks

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

Bowling ball head.

Natural gas

"You're late."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Waiting staff

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

Toy repair.

'You need a new bobbin.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'No, I didn't choke it..... but I kicked it!'

'I understand you cover the deductible?'

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.