Signwriter Gifts

Pub sign writers class

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'ere - we distinctly asked for Sam and Ella!'

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"Looks like the sign-writers are on strike."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM and ELLA!'!'

"Well I think my first day at the signwriters went rather well!"

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'

Ventriloquist's fete

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Confused drivers

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

That's Network...

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).