Signwriter Gifts

Pub sign writers class

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'ere - we distinctly asked for Sam and Ella!'

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"Looks like the sign-writers are on strike."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM and ELLA!'!'

"Well I think my first day at the signwriters went rather well!"

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'

Ventriloquist's fete

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'So who's smoking?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Confused drivers

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Google signwriter.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Route 666.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.