Sign Writing Gifts

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

'It's psychiatrist if you don't mind!!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Beware of the frog"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Clubbing

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Signing the declaration of independence.

'So who's smoking?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Correct Spelling Lane.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Route 666.

Google signwriter.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.