Sign Making Gifts

'Do it write the first time.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Crawford, Russell, & Tyler Attorneys. Donaldson, Kingman & Smith Accountants. Dermott, Prentice, Small Whitaker, Wilson, Ball Peterson, Hays Garfunkle, Bays Bolton, Harcourt & Hall. A limerick.

Sign writer using a snake as a model.

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

The flat broke signmaker.

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Wet Paint

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Beware of the frog"

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Very good and to the point.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Thumbing a Lift.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Correct Spelling Lane.

Google signwriter.

Route 666.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Ventriloquist's fete

"High Pressure Area"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

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