Sign Making Gifts

'Do it write the first time.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Sign writer using a snake as a model.

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

The flat broke signmaker.

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Wet Paint

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Beware of the frog"

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Correct Spelling Lane.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Route 666.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Ventriloquist's fete

"High Pressure Area"

That's Network...

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'