Sign Writer Gifts

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'Two 'N's in 'twinned' Gareth!'

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

Man begs with a sign that says 'Please help. Out-of-work sign riter.'

End of the World is nigh/Leave not the caps of the toothpaste, "He's easing his son into the business."

Cheap Sign Painter bad spelling - "How much is this saving us again?"

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"Our pavement signwriter's a bit of a nihilist."

Sign writer using a snake as a model.

"Please help. Out-of-work sign riter."

"G.A.R.D.E.N. It's GARDEN centre!"

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

Sign Writers

Picket sign writers on strike.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Highway sign writer's block.

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Sign reads: 'OFFICE CLOSED DUE TO IL'. Woman says: 'Apparently the sign-writer also had to go home sick.'

'I'm the sign writer. Got a full-time contract here.'

Painting End of the World Sign,"Hurry Up!"

Sign writer being trampled by deer.

'It's psychiatrist if you don't mind!!'

'No, No, No, Therapist...Therapist!'

Please Drove Carefully.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.