Sign Writing Pillows

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

'It's psychiatrist if you don't mind!!'

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Beware of the frog"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Clubbing

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'So who's smoking?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Correct Spelling Lane.

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.