Handwriting Detectives Pillows

"It's a letter from your doctor..."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Files of Doom

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

I love Fountain Pens