Handwriting Analyst Gifts

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'How's my spelling?'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Your doctor is obviously brilliant. Judging from the handwriting, she's created an entirely new language."

"I can't read this note from your father. Is he a doctor?"

"Seriously?!! You can decipher a doctor's handwriting, but you can't read mine?!!"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

I love Fountain Pens

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

A prediction.

'What about cursive?'

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

'Young man, your handwriting is atrocious!'