Handwriting Analyzer Gifts

'I hurt my hand playing racketball, so you may find this prescription to be surprisingly legible.'

Dr. crazy

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"I can't see it lasting!"

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

A prediction.

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

'Young man, your handwriting is atrocious!'

Opening a time capsule 100 years from now

'These are by my doctor. If my pharmacist can't read his prescriptions, how can I expect to read his tasting notes?'

"I'm a great texter, but I'm a little out of practice when it comes to actually writing. Luckily, the make make a big eraser for kids like me."