Handwriting Analysis Gifts

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Well, what do you think, doc? What does my handwriting tell you about my personality?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

BLESS YOU

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

I love Fountain Pens

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

'What about cursive?'

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!