Handwriting Decipherer Gifts

"He's still alive! How you guess his doctor's handwriting I'll never know!"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Don't forget to read the small print.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

Marooned Optometrist

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'