Handwriting Decipherer Gifts

"He's still alive! How you guess his doctor's handwriting I'll never know!"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Infographics: the early years.

Don't forget to read the small print.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

IKEA Book

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

Ancient Egyptian Curser

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Marooned Optometrist

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'