Hieroglyphic Decipherer Gifts

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

IKEA Book

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Lost to antiquity.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"I can't take another memoir."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'