Hieroglyph Detective Gifts

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Lost to antiquity.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."