Hieroglyph Enthusiast Gifts

"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."

"It says 'knock on the third door to the right and ask for Cleo.'"

A planet like ours - "This 'journey to the afterlife...' think it'll take long?"

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I can't take another memoir."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'