Hieroglyph Hobbyist Gifts

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

The Nosy Cleaner

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Communication: Then and Now

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'