Hieroglyphics Hobbyist Gifts

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Dept of Egyptology

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Communication: Then and Now

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'