Hieroglyphics Hobbyist Mugs

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Dept of Egyptology

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

The Nosy Cleaner

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Communication: Then and Now