Hieroglyphics Aficionado Mugs

The Nosy Cleaner

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

Communication: Then and Now

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'