Hieroglyphics Enthusiast Mugs

'Better hold up, George - this is a copyright notice.'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Alphabet soup of ancient Egypt.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I can't take another memoir."

'Boy, does this guy need glasses!'

Chariot Accident.

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'This was for a class in hieroglyphics as a second language.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

Hieroglyphics as a Second Language

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.