Hieroglyphics Enthusiast Prints

'Better hold up, George - this is a copyright notice.'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I can't take another memoir."

'Boy, does this guy need glasses!'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'This was for a class in hieroglyphics as a second language.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

Hieroglyphics as a Second Language

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'