Hieroglyphic Hobbyist Prints

'The new papyrus bestseller just in...'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."