Hieroglyphics Lover Prints

"Our aging pharaoh demands large print text."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Talk like an Egyptian

Communication: Then and Now

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."