Hieroglyph Fanatic Prints

"You're going to need another obelisk. I thougt of some more stuff to add to the shopping list."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

The Nosy Cleaner

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"I can't take another memoir."

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Talk like an Egyptian

Communication: Then and Now

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"