Hieroglyph Hunter Gifts

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"'If you can read this, you are too close.' WHAT THE-?!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

"I can't take another memoir."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The Nosy Cleaner

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

Communication: Then and Now

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'