Collecting Hieroglyphs Gifts

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I can't take another memoir."

The Nosy Cleaner

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

Communication: Then and Now

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

"You don't look a day over 3030."