Hieroglyph Hunter Pillows

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"'If you can read this, you are too close.' WHAT THE-?!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

The Nosy Cleaner

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

Communication: Then and Now

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'

Egyptian bowler.

'The new papyrus bestseller just in...'