Hieroglyph Enthusiast Pillows

"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."

"It says 'knock on the third door to the right and ask for Cleo.'"

A planet like ours - "This 'journey to the afterlife...' think it'll take long?"

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"I can't take another memoir."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

Communication: Then and Now

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."