Hieroglyphic Detective Gifts

Egyptian bowler.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Lost to antiquity.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The Nosy Cleaner

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"I can't take another memoir."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'