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Egyptian bowler.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Lost to antiquity.

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'