Hieroglyphic Interpreter Gifts

Ugh – Whenever I write down ideas in the middle of the night, they make absolutely no sense in the morning.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Lost to antiquity.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"I can't take another memoir."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"It's an unfinished Wordle."