Hieroglyphic Interpreter Prints

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Lost to antiquity.

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Ancient Egyptian Curser

The Nosy Cleaner

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."