Hieroglyphs Decoder Prints

"I'm not sure but I think it says, 'keep out!'"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I can't take another memoir."

Ancient Egyptian Curser

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'