Handwriting Decoder Prints

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Punk Rock

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

"It seems to be a grant application!"

Marooned Optometrist

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'It's a good tax document conceptually, but your jargon's weak.'

"I'm not sure but I think it says, 'keep out!'"

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

'One letter at a time.'

'I hurt my hand playing racketball, so you may find this prescription to be surprisingly legible.'

'Braille menu available upon request.'

The Bureaucrats

"Step one: Attach steel beam (A) to polished concrete slab (B)."

Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH