Handwriting Decoder Gifts

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

IKEA Book

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Punk Rock

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"It seems to be a grant application!"

Marooned Optometrist

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

What men say/what men really mean.

'It's a good tax document conceptually, but your jargon's weak.'

"I'm not sure but I think it says, 'keep out!'"

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

'One letter at a time.'

'I hurt my hand playing racketball, so you may find this prescription to be surprisingly legible.'

The Bureaucrats

"Step one: Attach steel beam (A) to polished concrete slab (B)."

'Braille menu available upon request.'