Illegible Handwriting Decoder Prints

"I can't decipher this CAPTCHA security code, doctor simmons, but since it looks like you writing maybe you can read it?"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

Infographics: the early years.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

IKEA Book

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"A pharaoh who lived by the Nile...And was eaten by an old crocodile."

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

Marooned Optometrist

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."