Hieroglyphic Decipherer Pillows

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Lost to antiquity.

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'