Script Handwriting Admirer Mugs

'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

A pretention of playwrights

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Letter writing lady.

Hollywood producer.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Hollywood producer.

"Great money scenes!"

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

Scrip Doctor

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

Subtitles for the Stupid

Write a Screenplay

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''