Beer. Drinking beer is the opposite of writing. When drinking beer, the number of mistakes increases from first draft to final draft.
Writing Humorist Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with a writing humorist’s creative and comedic side? Our collection features amusing and clever products that showcase their love for humor and storytelling. Whether it's a witty mug for their morning coffee, a humorous t-shirt for casual days, a cozy pillow for their writing nook, or a print to decorate their creative space, these items are perfect to inspire and bring a smile. Celebrate their flair for humor and creativity with gifts that speak their language and make their craft even more enjoyable.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
Copycats
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'
I will study my speling words...
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
"You're going to hate yourself."
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
"Even the waiters here are organic."
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Outer Space Outsourcing
Dog Walking Services
"Well, isn't that embarrassing."
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
"But everyone is befuddled by math."
Writing Humorist Gifts Collection
Writing Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for writing humorists, featuring clever sayings and whimsical designs to make their coffee breaks more fun and inspiring.
Writing Humorist Pillows
Snuggle up with our humorous pillows, designed for those with a creative and comedic flair. They add personality and comfort to any reading or writing space.
Writing Humorist Prints
Decorate with our amusing and inspiring prints, perfect for writing humorists who love to add a humorous touch to their home or office walls.
Writing Humorist T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that showcase the humorous side of writing enthusiasts. Perfect for casual days and creative outings, these shirts keep their spirits bright.