Typo Enthusiast Prints

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Don't give me that 'typo' malarky...the agency sent exactly what you asked for....a male-order bride!"

"I made it in class. Sorry about the typo dad... but it’s the thought that counts." "World’s Greatest Dud"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

Laser Tag Fun. . . Taser Tag. . . A Harsh Typo?

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

School of Arts and Sciences.

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

Turkey Dinner and gravity