Typography Gifts

Italica

'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

'I think that new 'Doctor's' font is interesting, but I can't read it.'

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

Capitalist Bastard

The origins of bullet points.

"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"

"No wonder no one has rescues us. Look at the size and style of the font you used!"

'ARRGH! Run for it lady!' 'A swarm of Bs!!' A guy running away from a swarm of the actual letter B

'...I typed eleven letters...filed a bunch of reports and then it was time to leave...What kind of day did you have.'

"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

'Out! - We don't serve your type!'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

"Do they come in any other fonts?"

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Sorry...you're not my type!'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

"Your new font is delicious."

'Back off, you're not my type.'

Old English detested when she had to mingle with the common "R's"

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Nothing personal. We just don't like the look of your typeface."

"I'v been banished to this island. Apparently, creating the Comic Sans font didn't go over so well."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

''Jokerman LET.' What font are you using?'

Homes of the font designers