Typographist Gifts

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.