Retro Letter Writer Gifts

Internet replacing postal service

Santa Claus's Mail

"Meet the scribe"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"How many letters can you read?"

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Reading the love-letter

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

Petr Yakovlevich Chaadayev

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"That angry letter I wrote to the editor came back. She corrected my grammar."

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

'It's very public-spirited to write your congressman, Millard, but Joe McCarthy has been dead for years!'

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."