Typewriter Romantic Pillows

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Hippex

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Big Data Tonight

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Sales Secretary

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

General Writing War and Peace

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

The Language of Love

Using a social media app to date

Love, death and grammar.

"Infusion break, honey bun."

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'