Keyboard Smitten Pillows

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

A woman playing a keyboard

Finger on the Z Key

Bill Bailey

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Col Pugno

Cyberwarfare

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Thinking of you

Organ transport team

"I just know I have a great password in me."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

Computer Four Hands.

My Obituary