Baby Keyboard Warrior Pillows

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bill Bailey

The Work-from-Home-Polka

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Googoo

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."