Keyboard Warriors Pillows

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"It's my job to stir trouble online. At least I have a job, you losers."

Lynching on social media

"Those are for winning social media wars."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.