Keyboard Combatants Pillows

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Careful! He knows computers."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Internet Cafe.

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Googoo

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Life

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

New technologies.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Col Pugno

Cyberwarfare

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."